Offensive Jokes

Posted August 12th, 2008 by
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Photo Credit: TimHatch.com A tree falls in the forest - does it make a sound? If we take the definition that sound is: Vibrations transmitted through an elastic solid or a liquid or gas, with frequencies in the approximate range of 20 to 20,000 hertz, capable of being detected by human organs of

Slim Gaillard

Posted August 5th, 2008 by
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Slim Gaillard, hmmm…this guy is a tough one to explain. I found this website that has some good information, it’s a good place to start. A cult hero, Slim Gaillard was a frequently hilarious personality whose comedy (inventing his own jive language with a liberal use of the words “vout” and “oreenee”) generally overshadowed his music.

Animate Your Pet - Interactive Talking Pets Viral (GALLERY)

Posted July 29th, 2008 by
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 TrendHunter.comTalkingPets.org will animate your pet for you! We’ve seen plenty of text-to-speech viral campaigns that place your photo within animated ads, but this is the first one Trend Hunter has featured for animals.…

My Life So Far…

Posted July 1st, 2008 by
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Sooo…it is already July, which means that my summer vacation is ALMOST OVER! Not really (I’ve got two months left), but still - June went by very quickly and I have a feeling that July is just going to speed on by too.

CHIHUAHUA RACES ~ UPDATE

Posted June 24th, 2008 by
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Last May I posted about Chloe who won the fastest Chihuahua at the Petco unleashed competition. I just received an email from Chloe’s mom Trina, with an update on Chloe’. They had a television debut on ABC 7/KGO and Trina wrote, “Hello Everyone! Here’s the clip of our television deput — har har! The Annual Chihuahua Race is Back: 6/20 We had a great time at the ABC 7/KGO .

Ala Carte Pricing

Posted June 17th, 2008 by
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Bloggers Must Pay For Using Words (AP*) AP* spokesperson Kutoffyernose Spiteyerphace announced the daring new plan at a news conference earlier today. “It has become increasingly clear that in today’s business climate companies must look at new and innovative ways to increase revenue.

Citizen’s Self-Arrest Form

Posted June 10th, 2008 by
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Citizen’s Self-Arrest Form Posted on June 10, 2008 by Bill A proposition has been announced recently to help reduce the deficit and to “Take A Bite Out Of Crime.” If you witness a crime, it is your civic duty to report the crime to the police. When a crime is committed, you have the right to make a “Citizen’s Arrest”.

License to Kill

Posted June 3rd, 2008 by
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Where can I apply for a “license to kill”? I didn’t know I needed one. If the police catch me, I’ll be in real trouble if I don’t have one. I might have to pay a big fine or something. I wonder if it’s a graduated system: license to “mock“, then license to give “two for flinching“, ….

Who should probably back away from this blog?

Posted May 26th, 2008 by
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If you can answer “no” to any ONE of these: Do you know your name? You married your wife for her looks… but not the ones she’s been giving you lately? You are glad that you are not bisexual? I know the answer for this question is “yes” because you cannot stand being rejected by men as well as women.

TODAY IS TOWEL DAY…!

Posted May 25th, 2008 by
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TODAY IS TOWEL DAY…! 0001 by Jeff Hess Today, 25 May, is Towel Day. What is Towel Day, you might rightly ask? Well it’s a day for all of us to remember the literary genius of Douglas Adams who gave us the answer to Life, The Universe, Everything.


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